What sort of advice does a schizophrenic super mom give her gifted son?
That was the challenging question posed to Heroes fans this week - and we appreciate all the readers who submitted a caption last week in an attempt to answer it.
But there can be just one winner every week and we selected the entry sent in by “Manuel” this time. Even powerful mothers have to give their heroic children typical, every day advice sometimes.
Scroll down to read all the entries and remember to join the Heroes Caption Contest every week…
How many times do I have to tell you…. Brush your teeth!!!
August 13th, 2007 at 9:05 am
How many times do I have to tell you mom, DON’T lick your fingers before cleaning my face!
August 13th, 2007 at 9:44 am
We all go a little crazy sometimes, honey…
August 13th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I don’t wear whipped cream bikinis anymore. That’s really inappropriate for you to bring up.
August 13th, 2007 at 10:04 am
right in the head okay?
August 13th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Listen up, Tiger. I know it was a cheesy role in a lame movie, but Mommy was able to pay your private school tuition thanks to that small part in Legally Blonde. So give Mommy a break, okay?
August 13th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Nicki’s secondary superpower: Shortening her legs to look anyone in the eye.
August 14th, 2007 at 8:24 am
Now listen Micah, I want you to run as fast as you can and get mommy a sawed off shotgun and some hand grenades from Wal Mart, this is serious honey, your father will be home soon….
August 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
How many times do I have to tell you…. Brush your teeth!!!