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Heroes Caption Contest XII

Well done, fans. We challenged you to set a record number for replies to our Heroes Caption Contest last week and you came through in a big way. Let's hope H.R.G. and Mohinder are similarly inspired to take down The Company.

Of all the responses, though, we laughed the hardest at the one sent in by "IntegratedDataEntity." Nathan has enough problems already; now he's gotta worry about loads of bad luck. That's a shame.

Check out the winning caption below the photo and remember to submit one every week. Thanks for playing!

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I need a drinkĀ…I've got seven YEARS of bad luck ahead of me.



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  1. bryce6.1 Says:

    Oh great, I cut my hand shaving again.

  2. terriblebob Says:

    "Even with Linderman's help, after all the recounts were done, I still lost the election. MAN! I could just hit something!"

  3. blop Says:

    "Is it just me or does the blood on my hand make me look even more like Frankenstein?"

  4. herokezia Says:

    "My hand always used to look like this when Peter was around.
    Oh god I miss him so much!!!"

  5. stardust Says:

    "I hate that time of the month"

  6. Monk Says:

    Damn, I have a heavy flow... where's my 'manpon'?

  7. Monk Says:

    I knew I should of used Charmin's extra soft to wipe my ass.

  8. Monk Says:

    I hate it when I pick those hard boogers!

  9. anu naki Says:

    this....blood.....my hand....they are together at last

  10. kilbasa Says:

    Mr. thumb, the next time you poke me in the asshole.......
    By god I will smash you with a hammer!

  11. poopy McShuttlesworth Says:

    Oh sacred vessel of neosporin...manifest now and heal my
    bloody wounds

  12. cadalyst Says:

    This little piggy went to the market....this little piggy
    stayed home, this little piggy went postal......and violently
    murdered all the other little piggies, yatta!

  13. Monkeyman Says:

    Oh mom, I thought you already went through menopause...

  14. Random Duche Bag! Says:

    oh god, I think I itched my anus too hard again...

  15. john Says:

    my hand is bleeding

  16. john Says:

    I punched a mirror and it made my hand bleed... ahh

  17. unsung Says:

    Look I got healing ability too......NOT!!!

  18. john Says:

    Ouch, my hands hurts...ahhh

  19. john Says:

    "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M BECOMING EMO!!!!!!!"

  20. blop Says:

    sorry I'm posting something that's not a caption, but that above post was mine (the emo one). Not sure how it turned out from John - I guess it must have defaulted to John since I forgot to log in before posting. Sorry about that.

    Anyways, here's another:
    "When did my nails get so long?"

  21. IntegratedDataEntity Says:

    I need a drink...I've got seven YEARS of bad luck ahead of me.

  22. IntegratedDataEntity Says:

    The Five Stages of Grief

  23. IntegratedDataEntity Says:

    shit peter why can i only fly ?

  24. bryce6.1 Says:

    Darn it! Accidentally got Hershey's Strawberry Syrup on my hand as I was trying to put some on my sundae. Hershey's Syrup; Brings your family together.

  25. Maj Says:

    *Turning Green*
    My nasty reflection makes me angry!

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