Heroes Caption Contest XII
Well done, fans. We challenged you to set a record number for replies to our Heroes Caption Contest last week and you came through in a big way. Let's hope H.R.G. and Mohinder are similarly inspired to take down The Company.
Of all the responses, though, we laughed the hardest at the one sent in by "IntegratedDataEntity." Nathan has enough problems already; now he's gotta worry about loads of bad luck. That's a shame.
Check out the winning caption below the photo and remember to submit one every week. Thanks for playing!

I need a drinkĀ I've got seven YEARS of bad luck ahead of me.


October 19th, 2007 11:06 AM
Oh great, I cut my hand shaving again.
October 19th, 2007 12:52 PM
"Even with Linderman's help, after all the recounts were done, I still lost the election. MAN! I could just hit something!"
October 19th, 2007 3:08 PM
"Is it just me or does the blood on my hand make me look even more like Frankenstein?"
October 19th, 2007 5:05 PM
"My hand always used to look like this when Peter was around.
Oh god I miss him so much!!!"
October 19th, 2007 7:44 PM
"I hate that time of the month"
October 19th, 2007 8:19 PM
Damn, I have a heavy flow... where's my 'manpon'?
October 19th, 2007 8:19 PM
I knew I should of used Charmin's extra soft to wipe my ass.
October 19th, 2007 8:22 PM
I hate it when I pick those hard boogers!
October 19th, 2007 11:50 PM
this....blood.....my hand....they are together at last
October 19th, 2007 11:52 PM
Mr. thumb, the next time you poke me in the asshole.......
By god I will smash you with a hammer!
October 19th, 2007 11:55 PM
Oh sacred vessel of neosporin...manifest now and heal my
bloody wounds
October 20th, 2007 12:01 AM
This little piggy went to the market....this little piggy
stayed home, this little piggy went postal......and violently
murdered all the other little piggies, yatta!
October 20th, 2007 12:27 AM
Oh mom, I thought you already went through menopause...
October 20th, 2007 12:51 AM
oh god, I think I itched my anus too hard again...
October 20th, 2007 1:07 AM
my hand is bleeding
October 20th, 2007 1:08 AM
I punched a mirror and it made my hand bleed... ahh
October 20th, 2007 2:09 AM
Look I got healing ability too......NOT!!!
October 20th, 2007 3:25 PM
Ouch, my hands hurts...ahhh
October 20th, 2007 6:15 PM
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M BECOMING EMO!!!!!!!"
October 20th, 2007 10:34 PM
sorry I'm posting something that's not a caption, but that above post was mine (the emo one). Not sure how it turned out from John - I guess it must have defaulted to John since I forgot to log in before posting. Sorry about that.
Anyways, here's another:
"When did my nails get so long?"
October 20th, 2007 10:52 PM
I need a drink...I've got seven YEARS of bad luck ahead of me.
October 20th, 2007 11:11 PM
The Five Stages of Grief
October 21st, 2007 9:34 PM
shit peter why can i only fly ?
October 22nd, 2007 10:10 AM
Darn it! Accidentally got Hershey's Strawberry Syrup on my hand as I was trying to put some on my sundae. Hershey's Syrup; Brings your family together.
October 22nd, 2007 2:09 PM
*Turning Green*
My nasty reflection makes me angry!