As always, we appreciate all the submissions to this week’s Heroes Caption Contest. For this edition, a majority focused on Zachary Quinto’s immediate future: playing Spock in the upcoming Star Trek movie.
But the winning response came from “Giri,” who combined the writers’ strike and Sylar topless.
Take a look at the most humorous entry below the picture and remember to come back and play every week. The next winner might be… YOU!
Sylar: They told me to take my shirt off to compensate for the writer’s strike.
Maya: QUE?
November 30th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Take this, Milo Ventimiglia shirtless!
November 30th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Dania: You do know you’ll be in scenes along side Leonard Nemoy.
Zach: Do you think he’ll upstage me?
Dania: Hmmm…maybe JJ will let you go shirtless.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Hey Maya, you wanna see my other scar?
November 30th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
“Ahh, Gabriel, come quick there is this cockroach…kill it!”
November 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Sylar:(thinking)’Wow. You really are that
nieve? You don’t even see my scar? Good
thing I’m going to take your power. I’ll know
how to really use it.’
Maya:(thinking)’Wow. You look really nice
when you’re shirtless. Ok just keep looking up.
WAit, your really hairy.ewe.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Sylar (thinking) Now the lyrics To Eyes by Rouge Wave make sense to me. It is in your eyes. That power.
Maya (thinking) And i thought i had a lot of hair.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Sylar: “Gimmie Some Sugar, Baby.”
November 30th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Sylar: They told me to take my shirt off to compensate for the
writer’s strike.
Maya: QUE?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Sylar thinking ( tic tic tic tic )
Maya thinking ( i think there seriouse i have to kiss him )
Sylar thinking ( I have the best them music of any villian tic
tic tic tic )
Maya thinking ( i think im about to puke )
November 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Maya: Gabriel, if you see my brother Alejandro before he leaves
he is probably just looking for his favorite steak knife, so if you see him…
Sylar: Don’t worry Maya, I already gave it to him :Grin:
November 30th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Maya: *looks Sylar up and down* Did you take all my towels?
December 1st, 2007 at 3:08 am
maya: whats that ticking?
December 1st, 2007 at 3:09 am
damn women this is the mens bathroom
December 1st, 2007 at 3:10 am
this scar? oh that was when a crazy japanese guy stabbed me when I tryed to destroy the world, but now ive changed. I looooovvvvve u
December 1st, 2007 at 3:37 am
Maya: Have you seen Alejandro?
Sylar: Yea, he’s still in the shower.
Maya: *Eyes widen (I-I didn’t know Alejandro was…nevermind.
No wonder he kept me away from Gabriel. Sigh…)
December 1st, 2007 at 4:28 am
im gay and in love with hayden pannatire
December 1st, 2007 at 4:41 am
Sylar= Look into my eyes not below them or above them look into my eyes your under. Now when i count to 3 you are going pluck my hairs 1,2,3 your back in the room
Maya= omg!!!!! you cheated on me. with the ladies of victoria’s secrets!!!
3 minutes later Police= oh god. he has the spring catalouge
December 1st, 2007 at 7:42 am
Silar: What do you mean your leaving me??? Is this because i have this scar?
I can remove it if you want
Maya: No im not leaving you, i just wanted to say you look hot in a towel
December 1st, 2007 at 10:50 am
Sylar: HA!!! you blinked first.
Maya: nooooo i am going to kill your hairy body
December 1st, 2007 at 11:03 am
Maya= Why have you got pictures of a cheerleader for???
Sylar= Shut up woman or i’ll use my death grip on you!!!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Gabrial & Maya: [thinking] Mm..mm..mmm…Sylaricious
December 1st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Sylar: I thought i told you don’t interupt me while i try on my Vulcan ears
Maya: I just came to tell you its over.
Sylar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Im telling Patrick Stewart to kill you.
December 1st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Sylar:Did you forget something Maya?
Maya:I did but i forgot now
Sylar:Are you staring at my chest?
Maya:Ijust wanted to know if you were buffer than Milo Ventimiglia!
December 1st, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Well Maya it looks like you have chosen what’s behind door number 3. He’s crazy, he just killed your brother and he wants to take over the world….His name is Sylar!
Come on out Sylar…
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:09 am
That? Oh, yeah, that’s my stab wound, I got that from a sword.
It’s a damn good thing you didn’t notice that little plot hole,
or else I’d be in excruciating pain.
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Maya: Are you fucking my brother?
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:34 am
What do you mean “happy trails” are out of style?
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Maya: Tell me where did you get your body…towel from?
Sylar: I got it from my mama!
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Sylar: Maya, the way that we connect is so beautiful and it strongly increases my urge to kill!
Maya: Gabriel, you are so sweet. Asesinos en el amor. –> (Murderers in love)
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Sylar: I’m usually cold once i get out of the shower but looking into your eyes just warms my body! Ummm, except when your eyes turns black…then it’s pretty much the reverse of that. * thinking * (Dying can feel so cold)
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Sylar: My hair is so cool when I’m fresh out of the shower & not just on my head? You want me, don’t you?
Maya: Si, su cleiente…quisiera que usted ahora.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Maya: Gabriel, how was your shower?
Sylar: Huh? Oh, i didn’t take a shower…just got all worked up thinking about your sexy, delicious POWER!
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Maya: The only Bush I’d trust…is yours.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:32 am
Maya: Gabriel, I just saw my brother go in your room. If you guys are up to any hanky-panky, I want IN!!
December 4th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Sylar: “Baby, I don’t just want you for your brains”
December 4th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Maya (thinking): I don’t remember this scene from Star Trek… And since when did Spock start showing emotion?
December 4th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Maya: Have you seen Alejandro?
Sylar: Yeah hes sleeping in bed.
Maya: EL QUE?!!
December 5th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
OK beam me up…no sign of writers anywhere on this planet.
December 5th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Just get in the car. I’ll text your brother when we get to Odessa.
December 5th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Maya: Is that a watch in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
December 5th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Sylar: Did we bring any Band-Aids hun?
December 5th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Sylar: All I said was that it looks like you slept in those clothes and you go all postal on my ass!
December 6th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Maya: Are you doing your Vulcan mind tricks on me now?
Sylar: Naw, I don’t even have my ears on.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Maya: You Idiot!
Sylar: I KNOW! What the Hell was i thinking taking a shower in my jeans?!
December 6th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Have I seen your brother? Gee wiz, no.
I think your brother is in room 4, this is room 3…
Hay, wile you are out here, can you get me some ice?