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Heroes Caption Contest XVII

As always, we appreciate all the submissions to this week’s Heroes Caption Contest. For this edition, a majority focused on Zachary Quinto’s immediate future: playing Spock in the upcoming Star Trek movie.

But the winning response came from “Giri,” who combined the writers’ strike and Sylar topless.

Take a look at the most humorous entry below the picture and remember to come back and play every week. The next winner might be… YOU!

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Sylar: They told me to take my shirt off to compensate for the writer’s strike.
Maya: QUE?



45 Responses to “Heroes Caption Contest XVII”

  1. joseph s. Says:

    Take this, Milo Ventimiglia shirtless!

  2. rd Says:

    Dania: You do know you’ll be in scenes along side Leonard Nemoy.
    Zach: Do you think he’ll upstage me?
    Dania: Hmmm…maybe JJ will let you go shirtless.

  3. terriblebob Says:

    Hey Maya, you wanna see my other scar?

  4. terriblebob Says:

    “Ahh, Gabriel, come quick there is this cockroach…kill it!”

  5. Kayla Says:

    Sylar:(thinking)’Wow. You really are that
    nieve? You don’t even see my scar? Good
    thing I’m going to take your power. I’ll know
    how to really use it.’

    Maya:(thinking)’Wow. You look really nice
    when you’re shirtless. Ok just keep looking up.
    WAit, your really hairy.ewe.

  6. V For Voodoo Says:

    Sylar (thinking) Now the lyrics To Eyes by Rouge Wave make sense to me. It is in your eyes. That power.

    Maya (thinking) And i thought i had a lot of hair.

  7. cat Says:

    Sylar: “Gimmie Some Sugar, Baby.”

  8. Giri Says:

    Sylar: They told me to take my shirt off to compensate for the
    writer’s strike.

    Maya: QUE?

  9. kidgammer Says:

    Sylar thinking ( tic tic tic tic )
    Maya thinking ( i think there seriouse i have to kiss him )
    Sylar thinking ( I have the best them music of any villian tic
    tic tic tic )
    Maya thinking ( i think im about to puke )

  10. ShaGroE Says:

    Maya: Gabriel, if you see my brother Alejandro before he leaves
    he is probably just looking for his favorite steak knife, so if you see him…

    Sylar: Don’t worry Maya, I already gave it to him :Grin:

  11. bryce6.1 Says:

    Maya: *looks Sylar up and down* Did you take all my towels?

  12. ragin cajin Says:

    maya: whats that ticking?

  13. ragin cajin Says:

    damn women this is the mens bathroom

  14. ragin cajin Says:

    this scar? oh that was when a crazy japanese guy stabbed me when I tryed to destroy the world, but now ive changed. I looooovvvvve u

  15. Miaka Says:

    Maya: Have you seen Alejandro?
    Sylar: Yea, he’s still in the shower.

    Maya: *Eyes widen (I-I didn’t know Alejandro was…nevermind.
    No wonder he kept me away from Gabriel. Sigh…)

  16. Miaka Says:

    im gay and in love with hayden pannatire

  17. Weee Wooogggy Says:

    Sylar= Look into my eyes not below them or above them look into my eyes your under. Now when i count to 3 you are going pluck my hairs 1,2,3 your back in the room

    Maya= omg!!!!! you cheated on me. with the ladies of victoria’s secrets!!!

    3 minutes later Police= oh god. he has the spring catalouge

  18. rattyhatty212 Says:

    Silar: What do you mean your leaving me??? Is this because i have this scar?
    I can remove it if you want
    Maya: No im not leaving you, i just wanted to say you look hot in a towel

  19. rattyhatty212 Says:

    Sylar: HA!!! you blinked first.

    Maya: nooooo i am going to kill your hairy body

  20. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Maya= Why have you got pictures of a cheerleader for???

    Sylar= Shut up woman or i’ll use my death grip on you!!!

  21. 10thWOTW Says:

    Gabrial & Maya: [thinking] Mm..mm..mmm…Sylaricious

  22. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Sylar: I thought i told you don’t interupt me while i try on my Vulcan ears

    Maya: I just came to tell you its over.

    Sylar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Im telling Patrick Stewart to kill you.

  23. allie Says:

    Sylar:Did you forget something Maya?
    Maya:I did but i forgot now
    Sylar:Are you staring at my chest?
    Maya:Ijust wanted to know if you were buffer than Milo Ventimiglia!

  24. 2syn Says:

    Well Maya it looks like you have chosen what’s behind door number 3. He’s crazy, he just killed your brother and he wants to take over the world….His name is Sylar!

    Come on out Sylar…

  25. Nightro Says:

    That? Oh, yeah, that’s my stab wound, I got that from a sword.
    It’s a damn good thing you didn’t notice that little plot hole,
    or else I’d be in excruciating pain.

  26. Monk Says:

    Maya: Are you fucking my brother?

  27. My HRG Space Says:

    What do you mean “happy trails” are out of style?

  28. Annie Says:

    Maya: Tell me where did you get your body…towel from?
    Sylar: I got it from my mama!

  29. Rogers Says:

    Sylar: Maya, the way that we connect is so beautiful and it strongly increases my urge to kill!
    Maya: Gabriel, you are so sweet. Asesinos en el amor. –> (Murderers in love)

  30. Rogers Says:

    Sylar: I’m usually cold once i get out of the shower but looking into your eyes just warms my body! Ummm, except when your eyes turns black…then it’s pretty much the reverse of that. * thinking * (Dying can feel so cold)

  31. Rogers Says:

    Sylar: My hair is so cool when I’m fresh out of the shower & not just on my head? You want me, don’t you?
    Maya: Si, su cleiente…quisiera que usted ahora.

  32. Rogers Says:

    Maya: Gabriel, how was your shower?
    Sylar: Huh? Oh, i didn’t take a shower…just got all worked up thinking about your sexy, delicious POWER!

  33. Johny Lau Says:

    Maya: The only Bush I’d trust…is yours.

  34. bryce6.1 Says:

    Maya: Gabriel, I just saw my brother go in your room. If you guys are up to any hanky-panky, I want IN!!

  35. Kirsten Says:

    Sylar: “Baby, I don’t just want you for your brains”

  36. blop Says:

    Maya (thinking): I don’t remember this scene from Star Trek… And since when did Spock start showing emotion?

  37. John Says:

    Maya: Have you seen Alejandro?
    Sylar: Yeah hes sleeping in bed.
    Maya: EL QUE?!!

  38. ChrisD Says:

    OK beam me up…no sign of writers anywhere on this planet.

  39. ChrisD Says:

    Just get in the car. I’ll text your brother when we get to Odessa.

  40. ChrisD Says:

    Maya: Is that a watch in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  41. ChrisD Says:

    Sylar: Did we bring any Band-Aids hun?

  42. ChrisD Says:

    Sylar: All I said was that it looks like you slept in those clothes and you go all postal on my ass!

  43. bryce6.1 Says:

    Maya: Are you doing your Vulcan mind tricks on me now?
    Sylar: Naw, I don’t even have my ears on.

  44. wrjwms Says:

    Maya: You Idiot!
    Sylar: I KNOW! What the Hell was i thinking taking a shower in my jeans?!

  45. My HRG Space Says:

    Have I seen your brother? Gee wiz, no.
    I think your brother is in room 4, this is room 3…
    Hay, wile you are out here, can you get me some ice?

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