Once again, thanks so much to everyone who sent in a caption this week.
Many made us laugh, a few made us gag, but the chosen one was submitted by “Ian7.” Check below the picture to read it, scroll down to check out the rest - and, of course, come back to play every week!

Mohinder: You stuff your bra?

December 21st, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Mohinder= Maya you had a pretty rough period there. im sorry for all that pain.
Molly= Mohinder whats a period?
Mohinder= You will find out in school some time.
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:59 am
Mohinder: What happened to my hand? And who bandaged it so messily?
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Mohinder, eagerly: “So did you see it?? Does heaven really exist?
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Mohinder (to Maya): Sorry, did I miss? I was just trying to
get that stain off your che…shirt.
December 24th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Mohinder: Be careful Molly, Latinas bite too.
December 25th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Mohinder:
God damn it! I’m bleeding from my asshole again!
December 25th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Mohinder- I just wiped my ass, but this doesn’t look like shit…
December 25th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Mohinder- Maya, you just passed out, so I took it upon myself to change your nasty tampon…
December 25th, 2007 at 11:50 am
This is just an appreciation note:
To Sylar_is_defined_in_a_sweater - Your last comment in the previous contest was HILARIOUS!!!!
December 26th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Mohinder: So, who or what did you see?
Maya: I saw my brother. We started arguing over how he was right and I was wrong. He won…
December 27th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Molly: Mohinder, why’d you touch he–?
Mohinder: Be quiet, Molly!
December 27th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Mohinder: So your eyes bleed black… but the rest… red blood ei? Amazing.
December 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Now this is the color of blood that Alejandro couldn’t “clean away.”
December 27th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Appreciation Note Reply!!
Thank-you Archis!!
Never knew I was funny!!
December 27th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Mohinder- So a nerd like me FINALLY gets to second base
with a girl and THIS is what I find???
December 28th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Mohinder (thoughts): I wonder how unglamorous I look now. Ugh. Wish I could get rid of this lousy nose thing. Like, totally.
December 29th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Maya, a second before you hit the ground…you flew
December 30th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
See Molly, you just dab the ‘Claire blood’ on the blemish and
it disappears… Good for acne, varicose veins, and I use it
for hemroids.
December 31st, 2007 at 8:20 am
Maya: Where’s Gabriel?
January 1st, 2008 at 4:56 am
OK Maya, we both want to know… Wheres my right thumb?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Mohinder: Welcome back to the land of the living. Oh by the way, it’s official: the nurse is dating the cheerleader.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Maya: Who are you two? And what are you doing in my chocolate
factory?
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Maya: You know, hell’s not all that bad.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Mohinder: What happened??
Maya: I met all the people who I “accidently” killed with
my powers… they were pretty pissed.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Mohinder: You stuff your bra?
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Mohinder: Maya you so fine I drooled so much that I had to
punch myself in the face.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Mohinder: Well Maya, I cleaned your wound, there was quite a lot of blood, but I can assure you that you will not die anytime soon.
Maya: You know, all of a sudden I find you quite attractive…
Molly: I think you overdosed the pills again…
January 4th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Appreciation note:
Captain Cocksucker… you are a nasty, funny motherf***er
January 5th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Mohinder: Maya, you’re alive again.
Maya:Its not Maya, its Alejandro.
Molly: Oh boy, here we go again.