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Heroes Caption Contest XVII

Thank you to all fans who submitted an entry to this edition of the Heroes Caption Contest (the only one on the Web!).

The photo below was a challenge but many readers were up for it. None more so than “Giri,” who submitted this week’s funniest caption. It’s hard to blame the Haitian for feeling like a third wheel, isn’t it?

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Haitian: “How I hate the third wheel!”



31 Responses to “Heroes Caption Contest XVII”

  1. jonjones Says:

    Elle:(to Haitian) I didn’t know you felt that way…
    Haitian: well I-
    peter: WASAAAP!!!!!!!!!
    Elle: LOL hey peter!
    Haitian:(mutters) it always has to be about him doesn’t it… And we were having a moment too…

  2. Spider-Pan Says:

    Elle: Err… What’s that on your head?
    Haitian: Dam it girl! Can’t you see I’m trying to concentrate here!?
    Milo: PEACE!

  3. gilbo Says:

    Haitian: Do you think i should tell him that im
    blocking his invisibility?

  4. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Elle: Oh Jimmy its all so right. Ive got a revealing top on, Milo is acting stupid and The moonlight is shining straight of your head. Let’s SMOOCH!!!

    Jimmy: Stop making fun of my head or i will block you permanently!!

    Milo: Hey you’ve got it easy. ive got a friggin 18 year old to go home to tonight.

  5. angel*ne Says:

    Jimmy (thoughts): Maybe, if I think hard enough, I’ll grow more hair on my head. :)

  6. Archis Says:

    Peter’s ultimate revenge against the Company!

  7. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Elle:Wow Milo did a really good job on that hair. It brings out your baldness

    Milo: I know. Got that from Hayden

    Haitian: That hair was family!!!

  8. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Milo: I just saw that new Johnny Deep movie about the barber!!! Look out world im coming to Sylar your asses!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

    Hayden: Honey dinner’s ready

    Milo: Coming sweetie

  9. Jowan Says:

    Haitian: “I… I sense him near… He’s…”
    Elle: “…Oh, for god’s sake, Peter.”
    Peter(thoughts): Damn, Jazz hands didn’t work… Oh %$&!, The hottie’s seen me! Ok… focus… It might… But should I? Could I? Yes! Yes!!!
    Peter: “Bunny Hands!”
    Haitian: “I can almost hear him…”

  10. xtrememaxxx Says:

    Haitian: Elle, could you please smack Milo in the face for me?

  11. bryce6.1 Says:

    Peter: Why can’t we all just live in PEACE?
    Elle: Shush, Peter, where’s Adam?
    The Haitian: Hair plugs, or no?

  12. Lina Says:

    The Haitian:
    Previously on Heroes : Peter goes back to the 60’s

  13. Charisma Says:

    Elle: The 70’s Child wished he was born in the 60’s .
    Peter: Groovy Baby!!
    Haitian: Can I get an AMEN? !

  14. Adam Says:

    Listen, I know he’s cute but you have got to erase is memory!

  15. Maj Says:

    Peter: “SPRING BREAK 2008″ “Elle ready for the Wet T-Shirt Contest”

    Elle: Huh?

    Haitian: “Oh Yehh”

  16. Spider-Pan Says:

    Peter: KISS! KISS! KISS!

  17. Jowan Says:

    Peter: “I now pronounce you Grooovy freaks Haitian and Hoe!”
    Haitian(thoughts) I wanna refuse… but… damn my highpitched voice! im not a chinese dub-over…

  18. Jowan Says:

    Peter: “Ahhh… Silent, but oh so deadly… i am like ghost.”

  19. Jowan Says:

    Haitian: “Can i get a Ooo, Ooo, chicks gettin’ wit it. Heroes in da house, ma gal Elle, she can spin it.”
    Elle: “You… need to work on your charisma.”
    Peter: “Aw, yeah. No… wait! Are these Rap hands? Damn it Claire, you said i’d be cool…”

  20. Jowan Says:

    Peter: “Ha! Didn’t see this one coming, ey? Mutus Maximus and Bigus Titus will be no more!”
    Haitian: “I shall have my revenge, in this scene or the next.” (thoughts) Concentrate… feel the gas flow from within…

  21. Giri Says:

    Haitian: “How I hate the third wheel”

  22. bryce6.1 Says:

    The Haitian: (thinks) TGIF!!

  23. Sarah, 16 Says:

    Elle: Ooh look… its a rabbit!! (points to milo)
    Haitian: Whatt? Where?
    peter: Rabbit?
    Elle: I was meaning you milo…
    peter: Oh…

  24. Jowan Says:

    Elle: “Sooo, is this where you take all the girls? That weird guy keeps gesturing at us… hey, are you listening? What’s the matter with you?”
    Haitian: “Ugh… Mexican food… not good…”
    Elle: “Mexican…? Oh jesus you didn’t eat that dumpster taco, did you?”
    Peter: “Hey, Hey, Kids! It’s Petrelli time! Booow nah nah nah… bow bow… naaaah nah!”

  25. Cajin Says:

    Elle: My eyes get a dang wig

  26. cajin Says:

    Peter:woo nathans dead woohoo

  27. bryce6.1 Says:

    Milo: We must not wage war against our animal counterparts. Peace is the way to go. Kristen is already one of us. Join the Vegan Movement, Jimmy!

  28. Mr Sucks A Lot Says:

    Kristen: Man you don’t even have any nose hairs!!!
    Jimmy: I know. Milo made a bet he could absorb a barber ability. Now He did.
    Milo: Damn right i did!! Snip Snip!!

  29. Chucko Says:

    Elle: Really Peter,rabbit ears grow up!

  30. My HRG Space Says:

    Milo: I did them both… Twice! Hehehehehe…

  31. My HRG Space Says:

    Kristen Bell: Jimmy, how many Jager Red Bull’s did Milo have?

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