Despite the bad news that no new Heroes episodes will air this fall - despite the resolution of the writers’ strike - our readers have continued to submit entires to the caption contest every week. We thank everyone for it.
The caption that made us laugh the hardest this week belonged to “My HRG Space.” Check it out now by looking below the photo - then, scroll down to read all entries.
Thanks for playing, and come back again every week!
Matt: No, no, it’s not a pyramid. See, look, everyone tells
at least ten friends to sign up, and then they tell ten of
their friends, and so on. Then you keep getting checks for
$20 and before you know it you’re a millionaire! See it’s…
Nathan: A pyramid scheme.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Matt: See, Nathan… I told you the Heroesfanatic.com
‘Heroes Caption Contest’ always picks stupid and unfunny
winners EVERY WEEK!
Nathan: You can’t be serious.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Nathan: What’s the paper trying to tell you, Parkman?
Parkman: I… I’m getting something… Your… It’s saying your trousers are way too nineties, Nathan.
Nathan: Ask it if it thinks i should get the beard back.
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Matt: I found this old picture of my dad and your mom…
I think we’re related, Nathan…
February 3rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Nathan: What is it? Mmm you smell good today.
Parkman: It’s a crude drawing… two men… one of them leaning in to kiss… signed, Mendez. Hey, they look like you and me! Hey, why are you looking at me like that, Nathan?
February 4th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Nathan: Matt, I know the photo looks bad… but I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!
February 4th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Matt: It’s a note from Peter.
Nathan: I thought you were dyslexic?
February 4th, 2008 at 8:11 am
So, I’m supposed to look at this and see breasts….yeah.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Matt: Nathan, I can only read minds of real people..
Not Photos!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Playing through Nathan’s mind: “You’re Beautiful,” by James Blunt.
Nathan: Matt… I’ve got something to tell you
February 4th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Hey! Have you read Burnt Toast Diner??? I linked it on my name. I died laughing!
-Jason
February 4th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Matt: Yup, Adam Monroe has a photo of my penis…
Nathan: Yes, I know, you’ve been trying to show me for twenty minutes now!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Nathan: See Matt! We don’t need those writers! I could write the scripts for Season 3!!!
(Matt reads the script)
Matt: Nathan, i really doubt that you are going to have another sex scene with Niki.
Nathan: Damn
February 5th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Matt: Nathen your right, this document does prove that we did get married that night we stayed in in vegas.
February 6th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Matt: This crap was going to be your “presidential pledge”
for 2012?
Nathan: Yeah. I was counting on Pete unwittingly exploding
in Kirby Plaza and gaining momentum as an only child.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Nathan: See Matt. Isnt She Beautiful?
Matt: Hell Yeah. Shes A Stunner Aint She?
Nathan: Oh I Know. Shes Worth $150
Matt: Whoah! For Her! Well She Lookings A Stunning… Dog!
=]
February 7th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Matt: No, no, it’s not a pyramid. See, look, everyone tells
at least ten friends to sign up, and then they tell ten of
their friends, and so on. Then you keep getting checks for
$20 and before you know it you’re a millionaire! See it’s…
Nathan: A pyramid scheme.
February 7th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Matt: Why have i got the lyrics to George Michael’s Faith?
Nathan: You hang in there buddy. Im sure Mohinder will forgive you for breaking his DNA sculpture.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Matt - Man, im so horny here!
*picks up hayden’s photo*
Nathan - *alarmed* dude that my daughter and she’s 18, and has a boyfriend who can tepeport and fly and what not other shit…matt…mattt…where’s he go?
February 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Letter: I sit beside you everyday and I will always be there for you… I love you! From Nathan.
Matt: I just never knew how you felt about me Nathan!
February 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Matt; That tall naked black man looming above is disturbing my concentration.
Nathan; Trying not to look thanks,,, damn he’s long…. big i mean,,, er TALL.
February 7th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Matt: It’s my severance letter from the Department—they’ve
fined me for something…
Nathan: That happens when you don’t pay your parking tickets
for two years.
Matt: My name is NOT Riggs, and if you offer me a
doggie biscuit, I swear I’ll sue you.
Nathan: How *can* you? I’m a congressman.
February 8th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Nathan: Dude why do your cheeks hold back so much?
Matt: Leave me alone this is a note from Weight Watchers. ‘Sorry to inform you but you own us a new scale’.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Nathan: See, I told you someone saw us flying into Odessa. Next time watch where you put your hands when you’re holding on.