Once again, thanks to everyone that submitted an entry for this edition of the only Heroes Caption Contest on the Web.
The responses varied, but the user who simply goes by the name “B” made us laugh the hardest. Take a look at his caption now (under the photo).
Then, scroll down and check out the rest of the entries. Remember to come back and play every week!
Elton John called, he wants his pants back.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Molly: Judging from the buldge in his pants, it doesn’t take a mind reader to know what he is thinking…
February 18th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Dang…Thats some nasty looking Chest Hair!
Get this guy to a Wax Specialist ..ASAP!
February 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
“Elton John called, he wants his pants back.”
February 18th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Matt: “No wonder you woke up screaming, its the 70s!”
February 19th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Greg: Alan, you’re in the wrong scene. Move off-camera!
February 19th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Molly: Matt! We have to get out of here! your dad has the worst taste ever! The decor! The Pants! The HAIR!
Matt: I’m working on it! Just as soon as i get my eyesight back from those crazy draws…
February 19th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Yup! I cut the cheese.
Silent but Deadly!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Matt: So lets get this straight, when the music stops
were meant to sit down…
February 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Maury: Matt, what are you doing in my kitchen with a child?!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Molly: Maury, it’s not what you think.. I can explain!
Maury: Actually, it’s what you think that I think.
February 19th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Matt: Dad!! You haven’t brushed your teeth again?!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Maury: Where are you going with my pyjama, Molly!!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Surprisingly enough, when three person with the name started
with ‘M’ letter meet in a room, you know something bad is
going to happen.. like this picture.
Matt: Let’s go! Quick! Before the bald comes.
Molly: Don’t make any sound.. sshh.. quietly.. The geezer might hear us
Maury: … … you both know I can read minds, right?
February 19th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Maury: That’s not the exit, guys
February 19th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Maury: Matt, do your homework first before you date, will ya?!
February 19th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Matt and Molly: Ahhhh!!! The reflection of the light that comes off his bald head is blinding me!!!
February 20th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Matt: Wait a minute, BOB?? How’d you get shorter and fatter??
February 20th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Molly: Watch me while I do the Twist!
February 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Matt:……
Molly:……
Matt&Molly:……It came from you,didn’t it?
February 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Oops,forgot to add the last part XD.
Matt:……
Molly:……
Matt&Molly:……It came from you,didn’t it?
Maury:……
February 21st, 2008 at 12:33 am
Maury: Where you guys going? Dinners getting cold.
Molly: What? Umm?
Matt: Dad! We’re going out to eat. Your meatloaf is horrible!
February 21st, 2008 at 9:19 am
Matt & Molly: Eww…Your zippers open.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:00 pm
The new attractions at Madame Tussaud’s.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Matt: Seriously dad, did you have to tell her
I wet my bed until the eighth grade?
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
Matt: Don’t say that to her! Plaid is totally back in style!
Maury: I was talking about the lime turtle neck Matthew.
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Maury: Hey guys, guess what?
Matt and Molly: What?
Maury: Liek, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Matt: wtf?
Molly: lol
February 24th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Maury: w00t!
Matt and Molly: wtf?
Maury: Made ya look! lol
Matt: U sux0Rz
Molly: liek totaly!
February 24th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Maury: Does this make me look fat?
*silence*