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Heroes Caption Contest XXVIII

We received an impressive number of responses to this week’s Heroes Caption Contest. Thank you to all.

The winner had to be “Chase,” however, for his reference to Kristen Bell’s latest movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Check it out below the photo now.

Then, scroll down to see the other entries - and remember to come back and play every week!

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It’s hard to forget Sarah Marshall, when she won’t stop staring at my face.



27 Responses to “Heroes Caption Contest XXVIII”

  1. bryce6.1 Says:

    Elle (thinking): He’s so cute when he’s drinking…

  2. terriblebob Says:

    Yeah Peter, just 1 purple pill and you’ll be ready in about an hour

  3. Patrick Says:

    Peter: “Man, this stuff is nasty as hell, good thing I can
    suppress my gag reflex…”
    Elle (thinking): “Maaan…. I knew he was gay!”

  4. Kira Says:

    Elle: If You Drink All Your Medicine Peter, I Might Give You A
    Spoon Full Of Ma Sugar, If You Know What I Mean. *Winks*

  5. Kira Says:

    Elle: Aww, He Doesn’t Even Know I Spiked His Drink.
    Peter:(Reading Elle’s Mind) What! Bitch! When My Powers
    Come Back, I’m Totally Gonna Go Nuclear On Your Ass.

  6. bryce6.1 Says:

    Elle: Yes Peter, this’ll help with the constipation…

  7. Chase Says:

    Other than the hot shot girl, the bar could use a touch up

  8. michelle Says:

    chug, chug, chug!!!

  9. michelle Says:

    you know I just spit in that right?

  10. michelle Says:

    Ha Ha! that’s not beer…that’s urine!

  11. Kira Says:

    Moving On From Halo To Some Pelle, Are We Peter?

  12. Maj Says:

    Elle: I’m glad you chose the Red Pill Peter.
    Peter: What is the Matrix Elle?
    Elle: Don’t worry!
    Morpheus will show you how far the rabbit hole goes.

  13. NURaddicted2Heroes Says:

    Elle: Okkaay… Good boy
    Peter: What do I do next?
    Elle: The water honey.. bring it down.. down…

  14. Domoneezy Says:

    ELLE:With a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down…
    PETER:oh shutup!

  15. Maj Says:

    Peter: My name is Peter and I’m an Alcoholic!
    Elle: My name is Elle and I’m a Nymphomaniac!

  16. Kira Says:

    Peter: And to think that all I had to do was blow up my
    brother to get some alone time with you Elle, I would
    have done it a long time ago.

  17. Kira Says:

    Adam:(From In His Cell Next Door Sending Thoughts To Peter)
    Quit gargling Peter, Or she’ll know somethings up.

  18. Kira Says:

    Kristen and Milo: We’re not vegetarians because we
    love animals; We are vegetarians because we hate plants.

  19. Kira Says:

    Elle: You’re Totally My Hero.
    Peter: That Was Only Cute When Someone Underage Said It.

  20. Maj Says:

    Peter: Thanks for the Painkillers Elle
    Elle: You will definitely need them now that
    I waxed your back!

  21. heroes forever Says:

    peter: what no spoon full of sugar?

  22. Kira Says:

    Peter:(Whispering To Elle)
    Hey Elle, I Think Somebody’s Watching Us Through The Window.
    Elle: Don’t Worry, It’s Just My Friend Gabriel.

  23. Chad DeSantis Says:

    Peter: I keep hearing things, late at night.
    Elle: Oh like what.
    Peter: Like there are having sex, are these the side effects?
    Elle: (whispers) oh no thats me and Adam bumping like bunnies
    ALL NIGHT LONG.

  24. william Says:

    Elle: Um…Peter? Why are you drinking your urine sample?

  25. Kira Says:

    Elle:Peter your haircut isn’t that bad. If you keep up
    all this drinking, I’ll really give you something to cry
    about!

  26. Kira Says:

    Elle: Peter, What the hell is on your neck!
    That better not be a hickey.

    Peter:Huh? What are you on about Elle?
    You’re the one who gave it to me.

  27. Chase Says:

    It’s hard to forget Sarah Marshall, when she won’t stop staring at my face.

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