Heroes Caption Contest XXXIV
We'd like to thank every reader that submitted an entry for this week's Heroes Caption Contest.
In the end, reader "Brandon Moran" took home the winning prize, as his reference to the popular Verizon phone commercials made us laugh.
Better luck next time to everyone else - and remember to come back and play every week!

I have the Verizon deal so why did only one guy show up?


July 25th, 2008 5:48 PM
Matt: "Molly! What the heck are you doing up there with Nathan? Get down now or I'll call the boogeyman to come and get you!"
July 25th, 2008 7:42 PM
Matt: Hmmmm, Whoever jumped to their death was a frickin' idiot!
July 26th, 2008 2:05 AM
MATT: So you're saying that this giant up there did this?
July 26th, 2008 8:12 AM
"We told you the next stunt is a real doozie. Matt, for $10,000, you have to jump off the top of the building and land in the outline. "
July 26th, 2008 1:28 PM
Peter, come down! This is no time for flying around!
July 26th, 2008 1:29 PM
Another moron thinking he's superman... He jumped really far, though!
July 26th, 2008 3:06 PM
I have the Verizon deal so why did only one guy show up?
July 26th, 2008 6:11 PM
Detective: Not much is known of the victim, from the looks of it he was a real sicko, he was found with a goose and a handful of rotten beans...
July 26th, 2008 8:54 PM
---Non-Caption Related---
Um, hey, Heroes Fanatic. I thought there was going to be a ton of Heroes scoops this weekend from Comic Con. Wanna maybe, throw us a bone.
July 27th, 2008 9:14 PM
WOW...i can read gods mind
July 28th, 2008 6:17 AM
Revenge Of The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
July 28th, 2008 11:25 AM
matt: hey oh my god is this a austin powers movie or is that a giant .... up there?
July 28th, 2008 1:22 PM
Matt: Its a shame another outline jumping to his death, it really makes you think.
July 28th, 2008 2:39 PM
Matt: WTH! What kind of Bird takes a crap and makes a design like that?
July 28th, 2008 2:41 PM
Matt: Hey Claude. Don't think your invisible cuz I can see you naked!!!
July 29th, 2008 11:53 AM
Matt: would you check out her in the window she is totally naked and HOT she so wants me!
Detective: Thats a guy Parkman
Matt: No way your Messing look at her she's like an angel
Detective: "she" has chest hair and a Moustache and im pretty sure i see a penis,
Matt: Oh god i thought she was holding a baby
Detective: No its penis
July 29th, 2008 3:50 PM
Matt: MAN I told the producers I hate CSI and what do you know Im in it now. %$@# my Life!
July 29th, 2008 8:03 PM
*Hears female voice*: Should i ask Gabrielle if he thinks this toga makes me look fat?
Matt:"I can hear God's thoughts!...Wait God's a WOMAN?!?"
July 30th, 2008 10:11 AM
Detective: Um Matt..Your leaning up a little to close to me?
July 31st, 2008 4:44 PM
MATT: That freakin' seagull pooed on my suit! (To investigator-guy): Can I borrow your gun for a minute?
July 31st, 2008 4:45 PM
(continued from the one above):
... Dude! I don't have one!
July 31st, 2008 8:42 PM
matt: dude this is so not cool...it say DO NOT CROSS man
August 1st, 2008 12:59 PM
Matt: Oh god my necks gone im going to be stuck like this for a week.
August 1st, 2008 1:00 PM
Matt: I NEED A WEE
August 2nd, 2008 12:38 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope...its Nathan Petrelli.