Heroes Caption Contest XLVI
We received numerous responses to this week's Heroes Caption Contest.
We'd like to thank everyone that wrote in - and we'd like to congratulate this edition's winner, Lauren. While we hope the show's ratings turn around, the reference to Heroes' dire situation did at least give this user solid material for a caption.
Thank you to all that replied. And remember to come back and play every week!
Claire: You know, Mom, if our ratings keep falling, we're going to have to sleep on the floor, too.
November 7th, 2008 9:50 AM
Remember, if you see a bear, play dead.
November 7th, 2008 12:39 PM
Claire: Eww Lyle! You slipped me your tongue!
November 7th, 2008 2:23 PM
Claire: What happened to Lyle mom?!
Mrs. Bennet: It's terrible! He was reading "Heroes Fanatic" and it made him feel so shitty about our show that he simply lost the will to live!
Claire: What can we do?!
Mrs. Bennet: Only one option. STOP READING HEROES FANATIC!
November 7th, 2008 3:48 PM
Claire: What Happened Lyle?
Lyle: I had sex with Elle. Its was sooo good that I fainted.
Claire:....
Mrs. Bennet:....
November 7th, 2008 5:42 PM
Claire: So you get them like this and...
Lyle: I don't want you to teach Mom CPR on me!
Claire: Shut up and stop breathing!
November 7th, 2008 6:47 PM
Claire: Oh my god Lyle! What happened?
Lyle: I just couldn't bear the sudden relevance of my character...
November 8th, 2008 3:21 AM
Claire: Mum, i said i like saving the whales, not saving the males!
November 8th, 2008 5:44 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
November 8th, 2008 5:51 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
November 8th, 2008 4:18 PM
Sandra: OMG WHAT HAPPENED?
Lyle: I just realized that Heroes wasn't on this week due the the stupid 'SNL 2008 Election presidental Bash'
Claire- You didn't notice that it wasn't Heroes even though they obviously had Tina Fay, Will Ferrel, and all those other people making fun of the candidates?
Lyle- I thought they were talking about Nathan
(VOTE PETRELLI!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 8th, 2008 4:39 PM
Claire: Lyle, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are. Kiss me!
Mrs. Bennett: Can I join in? Lyle, make love to me..
Lyle: HOLY SH-!
TO BE CONTINUED...
November 9th, 2008 5:05 PM
- Good job, Claire. Damn sure it's time we killed some useless characters.
November 10th, 2008 10:33 AM
Lyle: Mom, what the hell are you doing?
Sandra/Sylar: I met a girl called Candice who allowed me to fulfil all my wildest sexual fantasies.
November 10th, 2008 11:40 AM
Claire: Lyle! I'm the adopted one, not you.
November 10th, 2008 12:22 PM
Claire: Lyle! What's wrong?
Lyle: Mom said I looked like Sanjaya!
(It worked so well last week, figured I'd give it another go...)
November 10th, 2008 12:28 PM
Claire: You know mom, if our ratings keep falling, we're going to have to sleep on the floor, too.
November 10th, 2008 1:03 PM
Clair: Omg Lyle what happened?
Lyle: that stupid electrical freak is back!
Clair: No, i meant with your hair
November 10th, 2008 7:23 PM
It's okay Lyle, most guys your age pass out when there that close to girl.
November 10th, 2008 7:25 PM
Is it true Claire? Is Maya finally gone?
November 11th, 2008 8:40 AM
Claire: It looks like he has...
Mrs. Bennett: (interupts) a Barney footprint on his face.
November 14th, 2008 12:25 AM
Clair: Oh my god, Lyle's dead!
Lyle: No I'm not!
Clair: Shut up!