Claire: Lyle, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are. Kiss me!
Mrs. Bennett: Can I join in? Lyle, make love to me..
Lyle: HOLY SH-!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Heroes Obsessed Scribe Says:
November 8th, 2008 4:18 PM
Sandra: OMG WHAT HAPPENED?
Lyle: I just realized that Heroes wasn't on this week due the the stupid 'SNL 2008 Election presidental Bash'
Claire- You didn't notice that it wasn't Heroes even though they obviously had Tina Fay, Will Ferrel, and all those other people making fun of the candidates?
Lyle- I thought they were talking about Nathan
(VOTE PETRELLI!!!!!!!!!!!)
Nacis Says:
November 8th, 2008 5:51 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
Nacis Says:
November 8th, 2008 5:44 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
kytheaussie Says:
November 8th, 2008 3:21 AM
Claire: Mum, i said i like saving the whales, not saving the males!
Giri Says:
November 7th, 2008 6:47 PM
Claire: Oh my god Lyle! What happened?
Lyle: I just couldn't bear the sudden relevance of my character...
Matt B Says:
November 7th, 2008 5:42 PM
Claire: So you get them like this and...
Lyle: I don't want you to teach Mom CPR on me!
Claire: Shut up and stop breathing!
Claire: What Happened Lyle?
Lyle: I had sex with Elle. Its was sooo good that I fainted.
Claire:....
Mrs. Bennet:....
pete Says:
November 7th, 2008 2:23 PM
Claire: What happened to Lyle mom?!
Mrs. Bennet: It's terrible! He was reading "Heroes Fanatic" and it made him feel so shitty about our show that he simply lost the will to live!
Claire: What can we do?!
Mrs. Bennet: Only one option. STOP READING HEROES FANATIC!
November 8th, 2008 4:39 PM
Claire: Lyle, I never noticed how beautiful your eyes are. Kiss me!
Mrs. Bennett: Can I join in? Lyle, make love to me..
Lyle: HOLY SH-!
TO BE CONTINUED...
November 8th, 2008 4:18 PM
Sandra: OMG WHAT HAPPENED?
Lyle: I just realized that Heroes wasn't on this week due the the stupid 'SNL 2008 Election presidental Bash'
Claire- You didn't notice that it wasn't Heroes even though they obviously had Tina Fay, Will Ferrel, and all those other people making fun of the candidates?
Lyle- I thought they were talking about Nathan
(VOTE PETRELLI!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 8th, 2008 5:51 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
November 8th, 2008 5:44 AM
Mrs. Bennet: Lyle what did you do now? Your mouth is bleeding!
Ly;e: (choke) I was just eating the... (choke)... the cereal mom... (choke)... no one was touching it... (choke)
Claire: Lyle you idiot! That was mine! I put broken glass bulb there!
Mrs. Bennet: now why would you do that?
Claire: I checked out if my inside is also numb. Turns out it is too!
November 8th, 2008 3:21 AM
Claire: Mum, i said i like saving the whales, not saving the males!
November 7th, 2008 6:47 PM
Claire: Oh my god Lyle! What happened?
Lyle: I just couldn't bear the sudden relevance of my character...
November 7th, 2008 5:42 PM
Claire: So you get them like this and...
Lyle: I don't want you to teach Mom CPR on me!
Claire: Shut up and stop breathing!
November 7th, 2008 3:48 PM
Claire: What Happened Lyle?
Lyle: I had sex with Elle. Its was sooo good that I fainted.
Claire:....
Mrs. Bennet:....
November 7th, 2008 2:23 PM
Claire: What happened to Lyle mom?!
Mrs. Bennet: It's terrible! He was reading "Heroes Fanatic" and it made him feel so shitty about our show that he simply lost the will to live!
Claire: What can we do?!
Mrs. Bennet: Only one option. STOP READING HEROES FANATIC!
November 7th, 2008 12:39 PM
Claire: Eww Lyle! You slipped me your tongue!
November 7th, 2008 9:50 AM
Remember, if you see a bear, play dead.