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Sylar's version of beer goggles
Well, what did you think would happen? There's only so much the writers could do with a human taser.
Introducing the Serial Killer T-shirt from this year's Winter Collection. So hot it makes the ladies burn.
Sylar: You may not know it now, but I just burned away viewers and took a dump in their favorite shoe.
Come on, Dexter Morgan. Let's play.
I don't like barbies. I'm gay.
Sylar: WAIT!!!! Stuck on and a desert island and I kill the only woman here. I'm really gonna have to work on my people skills...
I don't like barbies. I can not wait any longer to see my Peter!!
Probably someone already said it, but anyway: Damn! Before I broke up with you, you were not so hot!
If this doesn't help me forget Sarah Marshall, I'm screwed...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall sucked!!!!!
What a minute! She has the keys!!!
You should have never made fun of 'So NoTorious'!
Sylar: Do u think i like setting u on fire! huh!
Seagull: good, it has been done, thats what she gets for trusting you, now go kill that SOB that calls himself your dad
well...this is awkward.
...we could both really use a shower right now..
..and you said bird poo wouldn't light..
Sylar: I'm so glad your delayed power of turning into a stunt dummy switched on right before i set you on fire. or Sylar: Well they always said you were the hottest character on the show. Ain't irony nasty?
Sylar:God Elle your smoking!
I guess it's true...you shouldn't play with electricty.
After wearing a cold bloody shirt, Sylar got a little chilly...
Sylar: You should've listened when I asked you to get some firewood!
Sylar: Thank god Bennet let me have sex with her...
Sylar: I didn't know Elle was made of wax.
December 15th, 2008 8:41 AM
Sylar's version of beer goggles
December 15th, 2008 5:01 AM
Well, what did you think would happen? There's only so much the writers could do with a human taser.
December 15th, 2008 12:56 AM
Introducing the Serial Killer T-shirt from this year's Winter Collection. So hot it makes the ladies burn.
December 15th, 2008 12:02 AM
Sylar: You may not know it now, but I just burned away viewers and took a dump in their favorite shoe.
December 14th, 2008 9:38 PM
Come on, Dexter Morgan. Let's play.
December 14th, 2008 7:50 PM
I don't like barbies.
I'm gay.
December 14th, 2008 7:45 PM
Sylar: WAIT!!!! Stuck on and a desert island and I kill the only woman here. I'm really gonna have to work on my people skills...
December 14th, 2008 7:31 PM
I don't like barbies.
I can not wait any longer to see my Peter!!
December 14th, 2008 4:50 PM
Probably someone already said it, but anyway:
Damn! Before I broke up with you, you were not so hot!
December 14th, 2008 1:29 PM
If this doesn't help me forget Sarah Marshall, I'm screwed...
December 14th, 2008 1:16 PM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall sucked!!!!!
December 14th, 2008 1:10 PM
What a minute! She has the keys!!!
December 14th, 2008 1:09 PM
You should have never made fun of 'So NoTorious'!
December 14th, 2008 6:49 AM
Sylar: Do u think i like setting u on fire! huh!
December 14th, 2008 6:48 AM
Seagull: good, it has been done, thats what she gets for trusting you, now go kill that SOB that calls himself your dad
December 13th, 2008 10:57 PM
well...this is awkward.
December 13th, 2008 10:24 PM
...we could both really use a shower right now..
December 13th, 2008 10:11 PM
..and you said bird poo wouldn't light..
December 13th, 2008 8:45 PM
Sylar: I'm so glad your delayed power of turning into a stunt dummy switched on right before i set you on fire.
or
Sylar: Well they always said you were the hottest character on the show. Ain't irony nasty?
December 13th, 2008 7:58 PM
Sylar:God Elle your smoking!
December 13th, 2008 3:39 PM
I guess it's true...you shouldn't play with electricty.
December 13th, 2008 3:27 PM
After wearing a cold bloody shirt, Sylar got a little chilly...
December 13th, 2008 3:24 PM
Sylar: You should've listened when I asked you to get some firewood!
December 13th, 2008 11:01 AM
Sylar: Thank god Bennet let me have sex with her...
December 13th, 2008 9:32 AM
Sylar: I didn't know Elle was made of wax.