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Hayden: "Whew! When you told me you had something big and hard for me..."

January 11th, 2009 2:23 AM
Tim: I wonder whether Heroes' viewers have forgiven me for that "saps and dips**ts" slur at the 2008 Screenwriting Expo.
Hayden: HAH!!
January 11th, 2009 4:44 AM
Hayden: "Whew! When you told me you had something big and hard for me..."
January 11th, 2009 5:55 AM
Hayden: HA! My lips are redder than your shirt mister.
January 11th, 2009 10:07 AM
Tim: Hayden, I don't think now is the best time to say The Pledge of Allegiance...
January 11th, 2009 3:38 PM
Claire: What Hickie?
January 11th, 2009 3:44 PM
Tim:Has anybody told you your dress looks like a roll of gold tin foil with a black ribbon holding it on?
Hayden:YOU NOTICED!!!!I made it myself.
January 11th, 2009 4:23 PM
Kring: Thank God you're on this show Hayden! I figure nowdays half our audience watches to ogle at you...
Hayden: I view the show as a whale that needs saving!
January 11th, 2009 5:53 PM
TIM: ... And then St. Peter comes out and says "that's what the bride said"! HAHA
HAYDEN: Oh, Tim you are so funny!! (*thinking*: what the f*** is he talking about?)
January 12th, 2009 1:38 AM
Hayden: Hey Tim, you better give me more screen time or I want out of my contract.
Tim: I believe it's Ali who wants more screen time.
Hayden: Oh yeah...
January 12th, 2009 4:07 AM
"As Tim Kring gives the award to Hayden Panettiere, he uses all of his self control not to stare at her boobs."