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  1. Giri Says:

    Danko: whose blood are you wiping off your hands?

    Sylar: My own, my ears keep shape shifting, they get so long I have to keep cutting the tips off. Not to mention the visions I've been having of Hiro's father hitting on me...

  2. elpoep Says:

    Danko: Are you polishing your mother's snow globe?

    Syalr: What were you polishing???

    Danko: Don't come here in the middle of the night expecting to catch me off my guard!

    Sylar: I can smell the Jergens all over this *throws the towel to the ground*

  3. elpoep Says:

    Danko: who did you kill for that power?

    Sylar: I think her real name was Conchita, but we called her Bambi.

  4. joshers Says:

    ...and so, that was the Vulcan grip.

  5. italpAttaine Says:

    Ваш пост навел меня на думки *ушел много думать* ...

  6. Sam.JP Says:

    Danko: What the hell?
    Sylar: Oh now the show is running out of cool powers they've resorted to giving me the mastery of Origami!

  7. Nina Says:

    Danko: Hey, I also won the mathematics championship at highschool!

  8. Daniel Coombes Says:

    Sylar: I wouldnt go in there if i was you Danko. Boy do i regret just stealing that super scent power.

  9. Daniel coombes Says:


    Sylar: Did you know if you stand near that toilet right now you could have a family renuioun?
    Danko: Whys that?
    Sylar: Well like you the toilet looks like a pile of shit

  10. Simon Says:

    Sylar: Dammit, Dancing With the Stars is on?

    Danko: I hope that Filipino wins!!

    Sylar: You mean Lil' Kim!?!

  11. elpoep Says:

    Look, I wasn't trying to say that your magic tricks are bad... I just want really want SOMEONE to kill Chris Angel!!!!

  12. erich Says:

    Danko: What is that?
    Sylar: It's a... towel birdie! *caw... caw!*

  13. erich Says:

    Danko: How was dinner?
    Sylar: Good...

    ...also, you look like a skeleton.

  14. snyders Says:

    Sylar: Did you know this towell was once used to dry off Cindy Crawford? I know, I can see it's history.....nice.

  15. curiositykilledthecat Says:

    sylar: didn't i ask for 100% egyptian cotton?

  16. joshua Says:

    Wash that hamster off real good... i ate a lot of corn this week!

  17. nathan Says:

    Danko: I told you not to take towelie from south parks powers, your turning into a towel!
    Sylar: You're a towel!

  18. Matt B Says:

    Danko: Dammit stay out of my magazine cabinet!

  19. Lauren Says:

    Danko: What were you doing in there?

    Sylar: Remember Monica...?

  20. P.J. Says:

    Swine flu ain't got nothing me Danko, baby!!

  21. P.J. Says:

    Swine flu ain't got nothing on me Danko, baby!!

  22. P.J. Says:

    Sylar: Well it looks like it time to cut out the pork!

    Danko: This has Maya written all over it!!

    Sylar: Say it ain't so, that chick freaks me out!!!

  23. Love Says:

    Danko: I don't have the Swine Flu, it's just a cough! You don't need to wash your hands Every Single Time!!!

  24. elpoep Says:

    You finally washed your hands afterwards?

    Well, remember when you said "when pigs fly", well, swine flu!!

  25. nathlar Says:

    sylar i regret using nathans towel the places its touched *shudders*

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