Sylar: Dammit!!!
Danko: What?
Sylar: My hands shapeshifted into a towel again!!!
Danko: That happen often?
Sylar: Yeah. Yesterday my penis was a shoe horn for an hour!!!
Danko: oh....
Sylar: What?
Danko: please stop sharing things with me.
after an insane session of fisting Danko, Sylar washes his hands. No one wants to be known as Mr. Stinky fist.
MZBrink Says:
April 23rd, 2009 9:22 PM
Sylar: Fine, I won't kill him, but I'm stealing this towel. Everybody will know to hide their towels when Sylar's in town!
MZBrink Says:
April 23rd, 2009 9:19 PM
Sylar: If I were you, I wouldn't go in there for a while.
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:52 PM
Sylar explains the missing time between Seasons 1 and 2...: Then after Hiro stabbed me I went down a drain and killed his brother from the future who was also a time traveller. I went forward in time and was adopted by some beings called Vulcans and became a great man named Spock. Then I time trvelled back here with a guy named Kirk and he gave me this virus that made me lose my powers so I killed him...then I saw this hot red-head...
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:48 PM
Sylar: So then I said, ''Are you really my mother?'' and when she answered I knew there had been absolutely no point to Volume 3.
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:47 PM
Sylar: My hands won't stop shape-shifting into my father's!
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:46 PM
Danko: I...am your father!
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:44 PM
NEWS FLASH! To save money, Heroes starts hiring the actors to ad-lib their scenes! Sylar: I like this towel. I shall now proceed to de-brain Nathan Petrelli for it.
FanofMelinda Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:41 PM
Sylar: Just because I wash my hands for 60 seconds does not make me a germaphobe!
annabenham Says:
April 23rd, 2009 7:17 PM
Danko-Did you use soap?
Sylar- yesss...
Danko- go and wash them again
April 23rd, 2009 9:25 PM
Sylar: Dammit!!!
Danko: What?
Sylar: My hands shapeshifted into a towel again!!!
Danko: That happen often?
Sylar: Yeah. Yesterday my penis was a shoe horn for an hour!!!
Danko: oh....
Sylar: What?
Danko: please stop sharing things with me.
April 23rd, 2009 9:23 PM
after an insane session of fisting Danko, Sylar washes his hands. No one wants to be known as Mr. Stinky fist.
April 23rd, 2009 9:22 PM
Sylar: Fine, I won't kill him, but I'm stealing this towel. Everybody will know to hide their towels when Sylar's in town!
April 23rd, 2009 9:19 PM
Sylar: If I were you, I wouldn't go in there for a while.
April 23rd, 2009 7:52 PM
Sylar explains the missing time between Seasons 1 and 2...: Then after Hiro stabbed me I went down a drain and killed his brother from the future who was also a time traveller. I went forward in time and was adopted by some beings called Vulcans and became a great man named Spock. Then I time trvelled back here with a guy named Kirk and he gave me this virus that made me lose my powers so I killed him...then I saw this hot red-head...
April 23rd, 2009 7:48 PM
Sylar: So then I said, ''Are you really my mother?'' and when she answered I knew there had been absolutely no point to Volume 3.
April 23rd, 2009 7:47 PM
Sylar: My hands won't stop shape-shifting into my father's!
April 23rd, 2009 7:46 PM
Danko: I...am your father!
April 23rd, 2009 7:44 PM
NEWS FLASH! To save money, Heroes starts hiring the actors to ad-lib their scenes! Sylar: I like this towel. I shall now proceed to de-brain Nathan Petrelli for it.
April 23rd, 2009 7:41 PM
Sylar: Just because I wash my hands for 60 seconds does not make me a germaphobe!
April 23rd, 2009 7:17 PM
Danko-Did you use soap?
Sylar- yesss...
Danko- go and wash them again