Matt: You ever seen this symbol before?Ando: Yes. It is a kanji. It means, "great ability, godsend."
• Episode: Lizards • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Audrey: You're an idiot, Parkman, you know that?!
Matt: Good morning to you, too.
Audrey: Did you think I wouldn't find out about you assaulting a fellow officer?
Matt: I didn't assault him! I just... hit him.
• Episode: Seven Minutes to Midnight • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt: What are you, FBI? Huh? What, are you CIA?
Mr. Bennet: I'm not part of any organization that has initials.
Matt: Listen to me. Whoever you think I am, believe me, I'm not him. I'm not... I'm not anyone.
Mr. Bennet: Well, that's not true, you're someone. Someone very special.
• Episode: Collision • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt: You want to tell me why I'm still here, or am I just gonna follow you around?
Audrey: We need you to talk to her. Find out what she knows.
Matt: Talk to who?
Audrey: Molly Walker. The little girl you found. We're keeping her here where it's safe until we can figure out what to do with her. She's been through a severe trauma. Both parents murdered right in front of her. She hasn't said a word since we brought her here.
Matt: What makes you think she's gonna talk to me?
Audrey: Well, if you're really a mind reader, she won't need to.
• Episode: One Giant Leap • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ted: No, that was Plan A. Plan B is much better!
Matt: There is no Plan B!
• Episode: Company Man • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt: Yes, I will call the plumber today.
Janice: Are you always gonna be in my head?
Matt: Well, I can't control this thing.
Janice: You can't or you won't?
• Episode: The Fix • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Mr. Bennet: [to Claire] Just do what I say so nobody gets hurt.
[to Matt]
Mr. Bennet: And you.
Matt Parkman: Yeah ?
Mr. Bennet: Do what I think.
• Episode: Company Man • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt Parkman: This son of a bitch is thinking in Japanese!
• Episode: Company Man • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt Parkman: Ted, you're radioactive by nature!
• Episode: Unexpected • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Audrey Hanson: Really, Parkman. Since when does "absence of noise" warrant a stake-out?
Matt Parkman: You always say I don't take you anywhere.
Audrey Hanson: You sure know how to spoil a girl.
Matt Parkman: Eat your Tex Mex.
Audrey Hanson: [Thinking] I'm just saying: he can be cute. Oh God. Did he just hear that?
[Aloud]
Audrey Hanson: Did you just read my mind?
Matt Parkman: [He laughs]
Audrey Hanson: You can't do that! That was a stray thought... you can't do that.
Matt Parkman: You really think I'm, uh... cute?
Audrey Hanson: I really think you're married. And I really think you love your wife.
Matt Parkman: I do.
Audrey Hanson: Then why haven't you called to yell at her so you can go home already? That's what you want, isn't it?
Matt Parkman: I don't want to be a chump.
Audrey Hanson: So still loving your wife after she has sex with someone else makes you a chump?
Matt Parkman: Doesn't it?
Audrey Hanson: Grow up, Parkman. If you want your marriage to work, you have to find a way to make it work; otherwise you are kind of a chump.
• Episode: Fallout • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 25
