Audrey Hanson: Well, statistically speaking, law enforcement attracts a certain kind of male personality.Matt Parkman: Oh. What personality would that be?
Audrey Hanson: Dogs.
Matt Parkman: And the female personality?
Audrey Hanson: Bitches. We keep it in the canine family.
• Episode: Fallout • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt Parkman: License and registration, please.
Eden McCain: Oh, this isn't my car, I kinda stole it.
Matt Parkman: Can you take your glasses off for me, please?
[Eden does so. Matt sees a bottle of liquor in the passenger seat]
Matt Parkman: Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car.
Eden McCain: No, I don't feel like it.
Matt Parkman: That wasn't a suggestion.
Eden McCain: Well here's a suggestion. Why don't you go get back in your car and eat a dozen donuts. That is what you cops like to do, right?
Matt Parkman: Ma'am, step out of the car. Now.
Eden McCain: I think you really want a donut.
• Episode: Six Months Ago • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt Parkman: What's this?
Audrey Hanson: Detects radiation levels. As long as that's dark green we're good.
Matt Parkman: Oh. Okay. But what's the bad color?
Audrey Hanson: Not green.
• Episode: Seven Minutes to Midnight • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Janice Parkman: I don't know what to say!
Matt Parkman: How about 'pass the salad'?
• Episode: Hiro's • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt Parkman: What do you want from me?
Mr. Bennet: We wanna know more about you.
• Episode: One Giant Leap • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 25
